“Due to overwhelming demand, you cannot access Pottermore right now.” It’s not even midnight yet. Bloody. Hell.
And you know, when you take on something like this, you read a book like this,...– Lawrence Kasdan
I am in love. Yes, it is possible to love beautiful technology. And it is beautiful. I think I will forgo sleep in order to become better aquianted with my beloved. This will be an affair to remember…until I get my laptop, that is.
‘The Bachelorette’ day. I forgot. So my whole day was basically meaningless. Except for lunch, which was Jimmy Johns.
These pretzels…are making me thirsty!– George Costanza
Basically, I have been compelled by curiosity.– Mary Leakey
makes for tedious work. I think the green light on the copy machine is going to give me radiation poisoning. Or blind me. Either way, I miss Harry Potter.
He hit a mailbox. We had a bunch of nine-year-old paramedics running up – we...– Brian Regan
It appeals to my vanity. And even Seinfeld couldn’t stave off my Tuesday boredom.