I donated blood today...
…because I wanted some chocolate chip cookies.
More people need it. I am getting tired of people not getting my jokes. Was Pius just this miracle of nature that put all the funny people of Nebraska together? I miss laughing.
People can’t seem to grasp the concept. You walk…and you win cake. It’s not called a Cake Stand-Around-and-Smile-Like-an-Idiot-While-Yelling-“I gonna get CAKE”.
Remember what Bilbo used to say: It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going...– J. R. R. Tolkien
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.” I’m trying, Dumbledore, I’m trying.